Dear Agent Provocateur,
I love you, and I very much love the pretty package I just received…
…except you forgot one tiny thing.
Actually, you packed one tiny thing in this lovely box…but you seem to have forgotten about my bra.
You see, the bra was the item I really, really wanted. The matching thong was just an impulsive after thought. Plus the fact that I have paid for both kind of means that I
want need both.
Please get back to my little email soon before I cry.